im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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