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Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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