NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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