Yo dont text me then not text me
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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