Ambien. No doubt about it.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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