Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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