I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It was confusing and full of hummus
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Randomize
