it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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