she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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