Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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