Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Randomize
