You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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