Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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