We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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