You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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