A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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