He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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