i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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