So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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