you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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