hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
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