Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
You were trust falling into bushes
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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