just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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