she was so not down for the gang bang
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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