Girls should come with a carfax report
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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