Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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