Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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