do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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