On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
My liver just had a heart attack.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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