i was born a porn star she said
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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