been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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