She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
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