i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
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