I intend to get homeless drunk
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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