okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
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