the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
