Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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