yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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