like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Success! We fucked roommates!
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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