youre lurking in front of me
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
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