come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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