okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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