She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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