my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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