hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
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