He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Tornado booty call.. dedication
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Randomize
