i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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