i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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