Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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