Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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