we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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