You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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