Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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