David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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